Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names‏

Confusing Chinese Names Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)? Operator : Yes, you can speak to me. Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)! Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this? Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent. Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about? Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital. Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this! Caller : You are so rude! Who are you? Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry). Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!

This is hilarious ...

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

Pass around for some laughter*

09apr08
went to teng house @ 12 plus for swimming erm not really swimming la just go there and play water lor haha but i still got swim few lap la haha but that teng is there to soak in the water lor...lol... after playing for 2 hr we are tired and hungry went to have our dinner then go back to her house to slack went home at 8 plus...
10apr08
went out with my colleague anna, anna husband, mei jing, an nee to bugis for shopping but we really go no ideal of where to go so we just any how walk and shop lor go to BHG to to talk to mei jing sister and friends and then walk over to OG to talk to their friends... woo they really know a lot of friends from isetan BHG and OG haha... next time i want to buy thing i will look fro them cos they got lots of lorbang hehe so sux right...than walk over to guang yin miao to meet anna and her husband.. went there to pai pai bo pi mi study hard and whatever i do go smoothly haha... walk back to bugis street anna looking for top but she found le but dun have the colour she like de so she never buy...-.- than go junction for dinner than chit chat went home at 8 plus lol never go home so early before for shopping...
11apr08
meet xmei early in the morning go back school to get o level cert intent to go for breakfast together de but both of us were late so got no time for breakfast as xmei is rushing to her work...sian after getting cert slack at school look for teacher but all of them were having lesson so call teng up and i went over to her house(sorri ar to disturb u early in the morning :) i told her that Charles & Keith was having sales and see whether she wanna go anot at least we went but the shoe on sales mostly dun suit us but i saw 1 slipper quite nice sso i brought it at $9... there really nth much so we went to paya lebar to have our lunch and slack than i went home she go and meet marvin..

05mar-04apr08
for this whole month i have been working haiz really sian cos i need to stand for the whole day from morning 11 till night 9.30... really boring cos there is nothing for mi to do i just stand there doing nothing...but after few day i slowly know lot for ppl cos im really free till i can walk around the staff there were all very friendly i enjoy helping them... i have been walking around than go cashier to help them pack than go store room to slack chat...

05apr08
haiz dun know that i am crazy or what sanrio promoter i dun want to work i go and work as isetan staff... me really siao 1... first day working as staff still ok lor nothing happen cos 1st day i was at the cashier be packer haha so fun... cos keep toking to my colleague lol... work still ok cos isetan having sales than supervisor very busy so so very relax lor...

03Mar08
today first day of work... working at parkway parade report at 12pm first day of work okay lor not so boring cos i need to remember where are all those stock... the staff there was nice easy going... actually wanted to ask for leave for tml de cos cos want to go Eugene de chalet but i am so lucky than isetan is having D&D on that day so tml they will be close than i was so happy cos can go for the chalet.. after that meet teng xmei kkh at pp slack there for a while after that cab down to chalet but the taxi uncle dun know where than the cab fare was ex ...i am sorry zx cos when i reach there i was very angry than i scolded u... oh ok la after that we all eat chat play ha ha... but i am so malu lor drink too much than about 2 plus i vomit out omg thanks Marvin and jasmine who still dare to go and clean it up haha so sos so sorry...i dun dare to drink any more le la.. than we 5 ppl squeeze in 1 king size bed the next morning we order mac than after that we go cycling from changi to east cost park till 5 pm haha.. than we went back for bbq chat after that we went back at 12 plus hiaz... really fun lor haha actually dun want to go home de but bo bian tml need to work...

01mar08

suddenly got bbq at edy house just for gathering lor... meet some of them in the morning to go to supermarket to buy food for the bbq....actually only for soccer boy but we girl also go for it mostly present only lay koon and jasmine not there becos koon went uk than jasmine working... those boy having fun swimming and girl barbecuing and eating.. oh ok la was fun chatting and playing after bbq we went up to edy house to slack haha... play mahjong watch tv show...after all we took some photo than we went home at about 12 plus...haha...

12 Feb

today meet up with vera and jasmine first same the 2 of them late again sian... than went to orchard for shopping till 3 plus than walk over to PS meet calvin marvin jason xun albert koon cher WS xmei JH tkd than went to catch CJ7 this show v v v funny but i cry so sad... after that we spit into 2 group we went to orchard to shop again than had our dinner.. after that while walking toward to the bus stop saw cheng fu & fei pa have a good chat wit them for about 1/2 an hour than we went home together ...

13 Feb
went back school meet yee teng and those soccer guy watch them play soccer... than went to suntec with teng to collect her phone than meet up zeus mao rainer nick and 1 mjr student than we have a shop those guy go shop for their valentine day present... after that went to the food court to had our dinner teng & i order chicken rice than she did not eat much cos she had a headache again i am use to it le than i have to finish all of the food but lucky got mao and rainer to finish it for mi if not i am going to die le.. than we went home after that pei teng to bugis cos marvin waiting for her there to pei her home so good of him haha teng just said that she not feeling well than marvin reply i at bugis le haha..shui chun shui dao... after that reach home at 11 plus...

15Feb
today go calvin house for bai nian... first meet at teng house first to have breakfast after that we take mrt rainer call and said want to meet so we take to alj wait for him than we went to his house first cos those guy went to teo heng till 5 but they said meet 245 so DL than slack a while than calvin cal than went over to his house.. woo his mom still prepare steamboat for us so good than 4 of us eat first cos later whole gang come need to squeeze together after that same thing play blackjack gamble... woo fun lor than went home at 9 plus...

16 Feb
today another class gathering at mrs kong house for bai nian meet at alj mrt same thing some late again than most of them had reach esso... than walk in to mrs kong house sit for a while than start gamble while waiting for the food to be ready haha... than we had our lunch haha calvin keep on suan by mrs kong than gamble again for the whole day most of them left at 5 plus than left our group calvin teng xmei nick tkd chat a while more than left cos mrs kong got something on than we went home...

17 Feb
meet koon jasmine go teng house to bai nian haha koon so ps cos first time go teng house than we watch tv chat that she go first cos she meeting her friend than jasmine and i slacking at her house doing nth chit chat than had dinner wit her parents went home at 8 plus...

19Feb
today get the posting result i am posted to simei ite biotec went back school with teng and jas to look for teacher cos promises them that will go back when we get the result... after that went to bugis at 2 plus for shopping no money shopping really very sian lor keep on walking window shop.. ahop till 6 plus went to jas ah ma house for dinner cos we ask her to cook curry chicken woo really nice haha... than play with her uncle children than jasmine mom sent us home at 9 plus haha...

24/01/08

today getting o level result in the morning i am not scare at all about the result but after talking to friends on msn than keep talking about result than started to become scare le... than that jasmine i ask her to stop talking about result but she could not stop saying omg i going to faint liao at that moment. lol... after that meet teng at 1245 at school bus stop while walk to school she starting to think of result that i very scare i said i dun want to go school liao la... than while walking up a bit scare liao than walk toward the hall i started to shiver omg so many ppl in side than walk in saw those sec 5 friends sitting there... my turn liao i walk up and look at miss tan than needed to sign i was totally no strength to sign lor cos scare till my hand luan le... while walking toward mrs kong looking through my result than saw that i fail my English... i fail eng where the hell can i go sia... i keep on crying why cant i stop.. after sitting at the hall for a while than i walk away to a old place when i am not in a good mood i will go de to calm down that sitting there and think... than i look through those course that i can go to de but not even 1 course that i like de... haiz life sux...
27 jan
Yee Teng Happy 18 Birthday
today meet yee teng at marina square went shopping while waiting for the guy and jasmine to come than we went to watch the mist... after that guy go burger king to have dinner while girl pei jasmine to long john for dinner.. meet lay koon and albert i got a present from them thanks lay koon & albert after that they brought a cake for yee teng that lay koon albert vera jasmine and i went to thai express to have our dinner ohhh the food is very nice haha.. next time i want to go there and have dinner again... that before we go home we take group photo than some of them went home and the rest went to katong to play lan till morning...
28 jan
went to teo heng wityee teng edy and xmei sing till siao cos is from 1 pm to 7 pm haha same old thing xmei later again haha... after that went home...

31 Jan
meet 5A classmate at boat quay cos mrs kong bring us to jumbo for lunch woo the food is really nice we eat chat laugh throughout lol after that went to vivo with vera Calvin Edy rainer wei qing zhenliang shing cheng teo xiang tkd & xmei (she go work) so sad we shopping she working haha than we go and watch the house haha Calvin kanna hit by mi on his face bcos he scare me haha... after that went to food court to have our dinner after dinner went to the root top to chit chat than went home at 9 plus...

4 Feb
meet vera & jasmine to orchard shopping again so boring yee teng look for shoe that at far east shop for hours.. saw ding fong wit his friends... after that went to Vera house to slack than went home...

5-9Feb
9 plus at home waiting for my biao ge to come and drive us to Malaysia woo long time never saw him liao he did not not change at all but grow taller... reach JB wait for my gu gu till 6 than go to my po po house @ malaka is a long & hot journey... finally reach my po po house i miss all my cousin.. but i was very boring over there got no where to go cos my biao ge working than got no time to bring me out so stay at home play card or da ma jiang than sleep @ 1 2 am than wale up at 6 7 am so tired.. i miss the satay steamboat every time i go back i must go and eat.. this time i go on chu er woo really nice i eat 33 stick of food haha while the rest lest that 20 haha.. my biao ge was keep on disiao mi said i eat a lot...haha.. went home wait for my biao jie friends to come omg one of them abit look like jerald haha.. they dun know where to go so i say why not we go fun fair la... that they say ok lor than went there... sian not much thing to do than only play 2 until i yun cos keep turning round and round haha...than went home haha..chit chat wit my cousin than fall a sleep at 4 am than wake up @7am go for dim sum woo nice lor after that went back spore @2pm so sad saw my po po crying...i also feel sad cos dun know when can see them again... hope every year can go back...
here are some photo
my cousin son so cute xiang hemy biao jie mei fong

class gathering

19/01/08

today meet Vera at 12.30 at paya lebar bus stop than take 24 to yi ting house for the class gathering.. haha reach there too early liao no one there only vera and i haha.. seng wei and zeus reach there around 2 than we went to the BBQ pit to have a chat for hours than around 4 plus mao mao started to start fire than he forgotten to buy the fire starter than he go and cai the dry leave to start this really work the fire started before they come at 5 plus.. oh so happy to meet most of them... than started to BBQ omg mao really v good in cooking lor those food that he prepare was nice haha...i like the satay the most man haha... really nice... than i keep on making marshmallow for rainer and xmei really very nice lor but cannot eat to much will feel full haha.. BBQ was fun i love it.. around 10 plus we started playing.. we play ice war keep trowing ice on one another so fun but we pain... than i chase mao mao half way i fall haha who ask me to run so fast now my leg very pain lor... jasmine my leg pain again same as last time sad.. than i throw ice toward seng wei they all and he wanted to avoid from hitting than he turn around and drop his spec on the floor omg i am felt really very sorry that he spec broken really sorry... than we pack up and went home @ 11 haha reach at 12 plus cos pei vera to wait for her bro to fetch her... ok la here ar some picture tml than update some more
Xmei Rainer CaiXin LingHui Vera Yiting
Smile!!!VeraVera YitingVera Yiting (2)Yiting ZeusSMILE!!!
Mao tKD Calvin Verahaha stupid face
ok la stop here liao see you... night...

15/01/08
today meet jasmine at lavender ICA cos i wanted to change my passport...omg the bus fare really x cos we are counted as adult liao sian better dun go out too much ha ha!!! but i reach there they say that i cannot change my and have to reapply for a new one which cost $70 omg so x how to make a new one without money... govt really know how to earn money lor... hope that i have the money to go and make a new passport so that Chinese new year i can go back Malaysia to look for my cousin and see my grandmother really long time never go back liao hope they are all well and health... this year i must go back to visit my ah ma cos she is very sick... ok back to topic.. after that went to bugis to meet Vera and we went shopping for a while than walk to suntec to meet xmei after her work to buy frame for the puzzle that we had finish... than went to Vera house to frame up the puzzle ha ha after that went to market and da bao dinner back to Vera house to eat ha ha omg i brought a lot of food and a super big cup of grape soda after finish eating i feel like vomiting ha ha... after that went to take bus go home becos of the adult fare i have to walk home from the market... sian


16/01/08
today wake up @ 10am than play com for a while after that going to meet Vera Ka Hng Xmei...actually we were meeting at 2pm at PS for Boy 19 @ 4.05pm but we delay it till 4pm than meet than we walk very fast to catch up the show... starting of the show i was very scare cos dun know what will suddenly jump out.. than use to the scary women i keep on laughing for the rest of the 3/4 part of the show than xmei was scare of blood than see keep on covering her eyes haha.. this is a NC16/Horror & Gore show but ended up like a comedy for me... i think this should no be NC 16 but NC 18 cos the women is naked ha ha... ok la after that walk to far east to meet jasmine she was looking for job ha ha... than went to hans to had our dinner.. than walk to lucky plaza to take bus home ha ha.. bus fare really x from orchard to my house is double of the student fare...
idiot xmei
17/01/08
oh i am going to rot liao have not been working after new year liao pray that tml interview pass man if not i really broke liao.. stay at home for the whole day... play com pack my room play com pack room... now my room is still in a mess lor dun know how to pack.. than went to SS to buy thing... tell u something very*100 funny... my mom ask me to but 2 pineapple for deco but i ended up buying to pineapple that can be eaten de.. omg i am really that blurr like a sotong ha ha.. than my mom come home she keep on laughing next time dun buy pineapple liao...

today went to TM to watch alvin and the chipmunks with 2 cousin and my sister... this show really very nice and funny inside the cinema 1 little boy running around inside (so cute) than there are popcorn drop on the floor than he go and pick up and put into his mouth omg so dirty i never stop him cos i scare kanna scold haha...i feel cold even i am wearing my puma jacket... everytime finish watching movie i will shiver de haha... after that went to buy one necklace from mini.bits haha which cost me $13.95 haha... after that went to my aunty house to celebrate my cousin birthday haha...really fun cos got a lot of joke for me to laught lol.. ok la here r some pic i have taken today...

11/01/08
today we went to Singapore ploy open house with Vera Xmei Jasmine SP really vvvv big will get lost easily ha ha luckily got someone to bring us around if not we dun know where to go to... first we went to engineering for a look those thing that was design by the student was really v interesting got one is machine playing soccer... OMG when to robot shoot i will have a pa song than Vera and i was shock for 3 time cos the robot shoot and go for 3 time ... really have fun man ha ha... but after that i still dun know which course to go to yet xiao liao la... after that jasmine went home left Vera xmei and i went to SUNTEC AGAIN omg we have been hanging out at suntec for this whole week since Monday sia... cos went there either for interview if not is because of Vera
PAY(REALLY V DL WIT e PPL @ CARREFOUR SIA!)
fill up 2 application form 1 is S.K(by lindy) than the other is a CD shop hope can get from either one sia if not i am going to broke liao la...today went home early cos dun know why we r all so tired really very tired lor dun know why lol.. xmei still need to go and meet Zhi hui... than reach home at 9pm haha..

09/01/08
today meet Vera & Xmei @ Suntec than went to shop awhile cos wait for Xmei to finish working @ 5 went to carrefour to buy tibits we like going to picnic lor cos after that going to Vera house to help Xmei to fix puzzle OMG this puzzle really very difficult to fix only got 3 colour we fix from 7plus till morning 6am than went to sleep till 10 plus that continue to fix till 2 get ready than went to TP open house it is really very boring lor not much thing to see sian after that went to Suntec to get vera pay(so troublesome sia finally can get her pay) shop for a while than went bugis for our dinner than went home at 9 plus cos too tired liao some more Xmei & i did no go home for 2 day liao haha ok la stop here liao bye...

07/01/08

today went to Build-A-Bear shop @Vivo for an interview wit jasmine and yee teng but yt and i fail:( only jasmine able to go for the training hope she can pass.. after that meet Xmei and went for shopping this was the first time i am so happy when shopping:) a lot of shop having sale and have a lot of thing to buy but got no money:( sian Shop for hours and went to the rooftop and have a hat and went home @ 10pm today was a fun day... i brought this Puma jacket @ (haha my sis hand)



08/01/08
today afternoon went to meet yee teng ka hng sock hiang @ paya lebar to teach kh & sh math we had our lunch first but after lucnh that SOCK HIANG gastric pain so let her go home than left wit ka hng doing his math woo i really never touch math for a long time liao haha hope that i am still good in it... if not i will die after that meet jasmine and went to suntec to get yee teng pay(really very ma fan) than went for shopping again...heehe went to cotton on to try LOT of cloth & dress and take a long time to choose than ka hng standing out side and wait for us sorry ya for letting him to wait after trying a lot of the clothes finally chosen this top


haha shopping really very fun how i wish that i have lots of money for me to shop haha shop for hours we went home @ 9pm woo really tired sia haha omg reach home kanna scold by mom this 2 day keep buying things ar a lot of money hor haha... than went back to room and hide..lol

01/01/08

Happy New Year to all my friends! it a new year & all of us are getting older and older... celebrated our countdown at lay koon house eating steamboat is a really fun we had a lot of joke will we were eating hope than we would have such gathering often together time flies really fast last year oct still busy studying for our O level now we are all waiting for our result... (wish all my friends & sis will pass with flying colour :)) it a new year and it also a start of a new life haha so last year unhappiness lets forget it and stay happy smile ya

02/01/08
Today is my 18 birthday:) i did not plan what to do on my birthday in the morning Vera called me & ask weather i wanna go Teoheng anot? than i said okay lor i called and book a big room... VERA XMEI JASMINE CAIXIN came to celebrate with me thanks a lot to u girl i really had a lot of fun lucky never went crazy:) halfway singing Zues call me and ask me to go PP meet him cos he wanna pass me the cake that he & mao mao buy for mi de after that went to bugis meet Zhi Hui really long time never see him liao but i never talk to him cos...;( than we went home at 10 plus... wallet & white top by Vera Jasmine Xmei Sock Hiang KKH thanks a lot i really like it v much:)Yee TengYee Teng Cai Xin Xmei Jasmine